Patches

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry not as fun...

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toi...

Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Who said bald is beautiful? Some guy that has lost the ability to grow hair. You have earned this merit b...

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit badge if...

Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration, and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday. OR...

Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow, I had no idea that skin could stretch that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have c...

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the Tita...

Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit badg...

Brain Surgery Merit Badge You know this isn't that hard.  After all, it isn't brain surgery.  You have earned this merit badge if; Every tried to m...

Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned t...

Caffeine Addict Merit Badge. Mint condition. Caffeine makes the world go round. If you have done any two of the following. 1. Your body is equipped...

Car Pooling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Cat Herding Merit Badge. Have you ever tried to herd cats? You can use a broom or any other device and all they do is continue to scatter. Working ...

Cell Phone Addiction Merit Badge. Mint condition. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport. No, really this does work. Try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have: Ti...

Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never have cash...

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break w...

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, Sout...

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape. You have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away. After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If yo...

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste g...

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be an impossibl...

Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictl...