Spoof Merit Badges

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry not as fun...

Adult Beverage Drinking Merit Badge. Here's one for the road (or two).  Know anyone who drinks a little too much?  You might have earned this merit...

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toi...

Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Who said bald is beautiful? Some guy that has lost the ability to grow hair. You have earned this merit b...

Bar-B-Que (BBQ) Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Bee Sting Merit Badge, You see a huge bee hive and you cannot resist knocking it down.  If you do knock it down you will probably qualify for this ...

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit badge if...

Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration, and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday. OR...

Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow, I had no idea that skin could stretch that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have c...

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the Tita...

Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit badg...

Boy Scout Merit Badge Emoji. Mint condition. There have been many changes in the Scouting of the last ten years. Some changes are good, some no so ...

Brain Surgery Merit Badge You know this isn't that hard.  After all, it isn't brain surgery.  You have earned this merit badge if; Every tried to m...

Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned t...

Caffeine Addict Merit Badge. Mint condition. Caffeine makes the world go round. If you have done any two of the following. 1. Your body is equipped...

Car Pooling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Cat Herding Merit Badge. Have you ever tried to herd cats? You can use a broom or any other device and all they do is continue to scatter. Working ...

Cell Phone Addiction Merit Badge. Mint condition. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

Close Your Rings Merit Badge is the ideal merit badge for everyone trying to be active.  You have earned this merit badge if you: Worked out your h...

Coffee Drinking Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time even moving in the morning until you have had your first cup of coffee?  You might have earned...

Cool Merit Badge Emoji.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Coping Mechanism Merit Badge You woke up one morning to the worst news in your world. Starbucks was not considered an essential business. You have ...

Coronavirus Super Hero Merit Badge. Are you just amazed at all of the essential workers who have put their life on the line to help those who have ...

COVID-19 Stress Merit Badge. Mint condition. Stress is one of the biggest challenges many have faced during this pandemic. The problem is multiplie...