Patches

Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictl...

Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time telling the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You hav...

First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously, you went on yo...

Football Fanatic Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this merit b...

Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly to work ...

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your pan...

Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Hair on Fire Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through some...

Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a going on a hike and you keep fallin...

Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitchhiked successfully.  Meaning you got to where ...

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a compl...

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you d...

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You...

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are ...

Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit badge if; ...

Listening Merit Badge. You were given two ears and one mouth at birth. Somehow, we keep forgetting to use the two ears to listen to instructions th...

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have completed a ...

Merit Badge Counselor Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little bloodsucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; You have been the victim of a swarm of mosqu...

Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.