Spoof Merit Badges

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a compl...

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you d...

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You...

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are ...

Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit badge if; ...

Listening Merit Badge. You were given two ears and one mouth at birth. Somehow, we keep forgetting to use the two ears to listen to instructions th...

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have completed a ...

Merit Badge Counselor Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little bloodsucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; You have been the victim of a swarm of mosqu...

Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Napping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You h...

Nose Picking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it? It is harder than you think. You have earned this merit badge if; You were...

Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned this m...

Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can awar...

Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark. Get set. GO! You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race. Remember y...

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to be ...

Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count. Remembe...

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches? You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire withou...

Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was mu...

Purple Thumb Merit Badge. Could be a purple any finger. Ever hit the wrong nail. This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting t...

Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to do...

Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...

Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The obvious one i...

Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit...

Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed...

Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Y...

Snoring Merit Badge.  Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are all kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit bad...

Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents n...

Snow Art Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100-page manual.   You have earned this merit badge if...

Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.