Spoof Merit Badges

Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned this m...

Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can awar...

Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark. Get set. GO! You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race. Remember y...

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to be ...

Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count. Remembe...

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches? You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire withou...

Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was mu...

Purple Thumb Merit Badge. Could be a purple any finger. Ever hit the wrong nail. This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting t...

Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to do...

Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...

Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The obvious one i...

Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit...

Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed...

Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Y...

Snoring Merit Badge.  Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are all kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit bad...

Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents n...

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100-page manual.   You have earned this merit badge if...

Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what stage of bl...

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone yo...