Spoof Merit Badges

Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what stage of bl...

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone yo...

Time Out Merit Badge. Go to time out!  We all know someone who deserves to be in time out.  You may have earned the time out merit badge if; You h...

Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to go ...

Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well, at least it makes the reeds easier to bend. You have earned this merit badge if; You have participate...

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong.  You...

Whiner Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt. There is no way you can start a fire with one match. You have earned this merit badge if; You ...

Winter Camping Merit Badge Have you and your scouts gone through a hard and cold winter camp out? Did your scouts rise to the challenge of camping ...

Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned thi...

X Box Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo-Yo and did not have to go to the hospital to get ...

Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry, that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit ba...