I Ran Out of Toilet Paper Merit Badge

I Ran Out of Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition.

There you were sitting there contemplating your future and wondering if you were going to survive this pandemic and then you realize that you are out of toilet paper. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.

If you grabbed the facial tissue to finish the job.

If you went outside and tried to gather up some “natural” material. (Leaves or grass)

If you choose poorly and picked some poison ivy.

If you went to the store and bought some corn on the cob for dinner so you have some method of completing the job next time.

Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies.  We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.