Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge
Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not look like it is coming to an end anytime soon. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You are just about out of gas to keep up the separation with the rest of society
You have watched all the re-runs of all the moves from the last 30 years (twice)
You have put together more puzzles in the last two months than in the previous 30 years of your life.
You have cooked every meal you had in your cookbook and are dying for some good restaurant food.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.