Spoof Merit Badges

5K Merit Badge. This merit badge is straight forward.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have Ran or walked in a 5K event.  Sorry not as fun...

Alternative TP Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another been caught in a moment of distress and not had available commercially produced toi...

Bald Growing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Who said bald is beautiful? Some guy that has lost the ability to grow hair. You have earned this merit b...

Belching Merit Badge. We all have a little burp periodically.  That is not what we are talking about here.  You may have earned this merit badge if...

Birthday Merit Badge. A birthday is a time of rejoicing, celebration, and reflection.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a birthday. OR...

Blister Creation Merit Badge. Wow, I had no idea that skin could stretch that far before it broke.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have c...

Boat Sinking Merit Badge. May day, may day, we are going down.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You were an original passenger on the Tita...

Boot Burning Merit Badge. You have been hiking all day in the wet weather and now it is time to "dry" your shoes.   You have earned this merit badg...

Brain Surgery Merit Badge You know this isn't that hard.  After all, it isn't brain surgery.  You have earned this merit badge if; Every tried to m...

Bright Idea Merit Badge. Some bright ideas just are not. If you have ever had a bright idea that actually worked out then you successfully earned t...

Caffeine Addict Merit Badge. Mint condition. Caffeine makes the world go round. If you have done any two of the following. 1. Your body is equipped...

Car Pooling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Cat Herding Merit Badge. Have you ever tried to herd cats? You can use a broom or any other device and all they do is continue to scatter. Working ...

Cell Phone Addiction Merit Badge. Mint condition. Do you sleep with your cell phone?  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award...

Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport. No, really this does work. Try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have: Ti...

Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never have cash...

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break w...

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, Sout...

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape. You have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Duck Tape Merit Badge Type 1 No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape. You have earned this merit badge if; ...

Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away. After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If yo...

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste g...

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be an impossibl...

eBSA eBay Bidding Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictl...

Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time telling the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You hav...

First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously, you went on yo...

Football Fanatic Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this merit b...

Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly to work ...

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your pan...

Go-Carting Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Hair on Fire Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through some...

Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a going on a hike and you keep fallin...

Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitchhiked successfully.  Meaning you got to where ...

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a compl...

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you d...

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You...

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are ...

Ipod Listening Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit badge if; ...

Listening Merit Badge. You were given two ears and one mouth at birth. Somehow, we keep forgetting to use the two ears to listen to instructions th...

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have completed a ...

Merit Badge Counselor Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little bloodsucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; You have been the victim of a swarm of mosqu...

Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.