Spoof Merit Badges

Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to go ...

Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition. One of the biggest dilemmas in this COVID-19 pandemic is what is the relationship between toilet paper, w...

Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well, at least it makes the reeds easier to bend. You have earned this merit badge if; You have participate...

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong.  You...

Video Conferencing Merit Badge. Have you spent all of your time lately on a Video Conference?  Is Microsoft Teams, Zoom, Ring Central, Google Meet...

Whiner Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Who Do I Listen To Merit Badge? Mint condition.    Are you TOTALLY confused by all of the news reports on how to protect your self and the status ...

Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt. There is no way you can start a fire with one match. You have earned this merit badge if; You ...

Winter Camping Merit Badge Have you and your scouts gone through a hard and cold winter camp out? Did your scouts rise to the challenge of camping ...

Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned thi...

X Box Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo-Yo and did not have to go to the hospital to get ...

Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry, that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit ba...