Spoof Merit Badges

Cow Tipping Merit Badge. Mint condition. What a sport. No, really this does work. Try it sometime. You have earned this merit badge if you have: Ti...

Credit Card Addiction Merit Badge. We don't need no stinking cash.  We have a debit card.  You have earned this merit badge if; You never have cash...

Crop Dusting Merit Badge. Larry the Cable Guy calls this the walking farts.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Youhave a tendancy to break w...

Deer in the Headlights Merit Badge. Your friend walks up to you and there it is,  the deer in the headlights look.   You have earned this merit bad...

Disorienteering Merit Badge. You have heard someone say "he or she doesn't know up".  This merit badge is for those who don't now North, East, Sout...

Do Not Touch Your Face Merit Badge. Mint condition. One of the key factors to keep from catching Coronavirus it to not touch your face. You have ea...

Duck Tape Merit Badge. No matter how you spell it there is no more universal repair kit than Duck Tape. You have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Dumpster Diving Merit Badge. Some of the best "treasures" are the ones others throw away. After all one man's junk is another man's treasure. If yo...

Dutch Oven Cooking Merit Badge. You can cook almost anything in a dutch oven.  It has been said that anything you cook in a dutch oven will taste g...

Easy Merit Badge. Really?  It is usually not that easy.   You have earned this merit badge if; You have accomplished what seemed to be an impossibl...

Emergency Essentials Merit Badge. Mint condition. I still cannot figure out what water bottles, toilet paper, sanitizer, and face masks have to do ...

Emergency Unpreparedness Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Essential Worker Merit Badge. Mint condition. Many lives have been saved as all of the first responders and medical staff have performed heroic se...

Exhausted Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You are at the end of a camping trip with a group of scouts and will be lucky to make it home without a stop off...

Face Mask Merit Badge. Mint condition. This merit badge is about germ suppression not about a bank robbery. You have earned this merit badge if you...

Fart Lighting Merit Badge. Commonly referred to as "Blue Darts".  After having attended camp with a bunch of girls I don't believe this is strictl...

Finger Carving Merit Badge. Do you have a hard time telling the difference between the piece of wood you are whittling on and your finger?  You hav...

First Flight Merit Badge. This is my first time.  Really? The options are endless.   You have earned this merit badge if; Obviously, you went on yo...

Football Fanatic Merit Badge. You know that if you yell loud enough at the television they can hear you on the field.  You have earned this merit b...

Four Wheeling Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Frequent Flyer Merit Badge. Do you consider the Holiday Inn to be your permanent residence?   You have earned this merit badge if; You fly to work ...

Fun Meter Merit Badge. Are we having fun yet?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You had so much fun doing an activity that you wet your pan...

Grilling Merit Badge. This is probably a guy thing.  You have earned this merit badge if; You consider yourself a world-class "griller" (doesn't ne...

Hair on Fire Merit Badge. Mint condition.