Spoof Merit Badges

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on th...

Merit Badge Counselor Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Mind Blown Merit Badge Emoji Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little bloodsucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; You have been the victim of a swarm of mosqu...

Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Napping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Nerd Merit Badge The nerd merit badge is a great way to play a joke on some of your more "book smart" scouts. It also can just be a good fun time f...

Ninja Merit Badge. Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. You'll be able to reward your scout with this merit badge for a...

No Hair Cut Merit Badge Who said bald is beautiful? The Coronavirus has spawned some interesting hair styles. You have earned this merit badge if y...

No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You h...

Nose Picking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it? It is harder than you think. You have earned this merit badge if; You were...

Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned this m...

Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can awar...

Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark. Get set. GO! You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race. Remember y...

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to be ...

Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quantity, quality, uniqueness, size or som...

Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count. Remembe...

Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes, this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fetish for the white fluffy kernels. Re...

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches? You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire withou...

Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was mu...

Purple Thumb Merit Badge. Could be a purple any finger. Ever hit the wrong nail. This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting t...

Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.