Spoof Merit Badges

Snoring Merit Badge.  Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are all kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit bad...

Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents n...

Snow Art Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition. Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not l...

Social Distancing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz word in our vocabulary today. You have earned this merit badge i...

Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be p...

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100-page manual.   You have earned this merit badge if...

Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the side and say...

Storm Chasing (Camping) Merit Badge. Why would you go out of doors when there is a chance of dying from a lightning strike?  You have earned this m...

Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what stage of bl...

Super Hero Merit Badge The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their pa...

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone yo...

The Thinker Merit Badge Emoji. Mint condition.

Tick Removal Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Time Out Merit Badge. Go to time out!  We all know someone who deserves to be in time out.  You may have earned the time out merit badge if; You h...

Toilet Clogging Merit Badge. Being "regular" doesn't mean every third day.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have waited so long to go ...

Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition. One of the biggest dilemmas in this COVID-19 pandemic is what is the relationship between toilet paper, w...

Under Water Basket Weaving Merit Badge. Well, at least it makes the reeds easier to bend. You have earned this merit badge if; You have participate...

Vehicle Customizaton Merit Badge. Most of you would think that to qualify for this merit badge you would need some mechanical ability.  Wrong.  You...

Video Conferencing Merit Badge. Have you spent all of your time lately on a Video Conference?  Is Microsoft Teams, Zoom, Ring Central, Google Meet...

Whiner Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Who Do I Listen To Merit Badge? Mint condition.    Are you TOTALLY confused by all of the news reports on how to protect your self and the status ...

Whole Box of Matches Merit Badge. One match my butt. There is no way you can start a fire with one match. You have earned this merit badge if; You ...

Winter Camping Merit Badge Have you and your scouts gone through a hard and cold winter camp out? Did your scouts rise to the challenge of camping ...

Wood Splitting Merit Badge. You cut down the tree and have it cut to length.  Now the only way to burn it is to spit the wood.  You have earned thi...

X Box Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Yo Yo Merit Badge. Some toys are timeless.  You have earned this merit badge if; Played with a Yo-Yo and did not have to go to the hospital to get ...

Zipline Merit Badge. He flies through the air with the greatest of ease.  Oh sorry, that is a different merit badge.  You have earned this merit ba...