Caffeine Addict Merit Badge
Caffeine Addict Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Caffeine makes the world go round. If you have done any two of the following.
1. Your body is equipped with a built-in cup holder, at least that is what everyone can see at the end of your arm.
2. Your every cannot open until your first drink of caffeine.
3. You use the coffee pot in your house as an alarm clock that spreads the smell of coffee to your bedroom.
4. You drink more than (circle one) 4, 6, 8, 10, 15 cups a day.
5. You have a balance issue that is only corrected with a cup of coffee in your hand.
6. You consider chocolate as a perfect sweetener for your coffee.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.