Social Distancing Showering Merit Badge
Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition.
Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be problematic. There is no such thing as social distance showering. You have earned this merit badge if you have done any of the following.
You have failed to shower using the excuse that you are trying to conserve on water and soap.
You feel that there is no need to shower because you are not going out anyway.
You think that with social distancing others will not be able to smell you if you do not shower.
Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies. We know you would probably never admit that you earned it yourself.