Spoof Merit Badges

Hand Washing Merit Badge. Mint condition. This is for all of the people who are or should wash their hands. You have earned this merit badge if you...

Heart Attack Merit Badge. Two ways to earn this one.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have one and survived or You caused one through some...

Heavy Pack Merit Badge. Your load is more than you can handle.   You have earned this merit badge if; You are a going on a hike and you keep fallin...

Hitch Hiking Merit Badge. I'm on the road again.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have hitchhiked successfully.  Meaning you got to where ...

Home Schooling Merit Badge. Mint condition. It is amazing how many people never realized how much time your children spent at school. You have earn...

Hooked on (in) Me Merit Badge. They say that any day fishing beats a day at work.  Not necessarily so.  You have earned this merit badge if; The on...

Hot Dog Burning Merit Badge. We probably could have titled this one Hot Dog Roasting Merit Badge but it is not as descriptive to what normally happ...

I Am Lost Merit Badge. Mint condition. What do I not now? I have exhausted all the things I have been doing and now cannot figure out what to do ne...

I Ran Out of Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition. There you were sitting there contemplating your future and wondering if you were going to su...

I Survived COVID-19 Merit Badge. Mint condition. It is sad to think about the over 100,000 people who did not survive their battle with Coronavirus...

ID Ten T Merit Badge. If someone tells you that the problem you are experiencing is the result of an ID ten T error they are not giving you a compl...

Improvised Restroom Merit Badge. You are stuck in the outdoors, hopefully not the indoors, and you receive a call from Mother Nature. What do you d...

Incendaries Merit Badge. Fire in the hole.  This merit badge is for those who love blowing things up.  You may have earned this merit badge if; You...

Invitation to Traffic School Merit Badge. Don't you just hate it when you see the red and blue lights in your rear view mirror?  You know they are ...

Knot Tying Merit Badge. Sheep Bend?  Who wants to bend a sheep?  Every Boy Scout is taught to tie knots.  You may have earned this merit badge if; ...

Knuckle Head Merit Badge. The obvious one here.  You have earned this merit badge if; You are a knucklehead. Remember you can award this merit badg...

Laughing Out Loud Merit Badge Emoji. Mint condition.

Lifeline to the World Merit Badge When is the last time you talked to someone in person? Seems like we were somewhat prepared for social distancing...

Listening Merit Badge. You were given two ears and one mouth at birth. Somehow, we keep forgetting to use the two ears to listen to instructions th...

Marathon Merit Badge 26.2.  Participating in a marathon is a tremendous accomplishment.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have completed a ...

Marshmallow Roasting Merit Badge. The perfect roasted marshmallow; golden brown on the outside and gooy on the inside.  Or is it, burnt black on th...

Merit Badge Counselor Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Mind Blown Merit Badge Emoji Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Mosquito Hunting Merit Badge. Got ya! you little bloodsucker. You may have earned this merit badge if; You have been the victim of a swarm of mosqu...

Mountain Biking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Napping Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Nerd Merit Badge The nerd merit badge is a great way to play a joke on some of your more "book smart" scouts. It also can just be a good fun time f...

Ninja Merit Badge. Give your Scouts something to laugh at with a Ninja Merit Badge. You'll be able to reward your scout with this merit badge for a...

No Hair Cut Merit Badge Who said bald is beautiful? The Coronavirus has spawned some interesting hair styles. You have earned this merit badge if y...

No Shower Merit Badge. Although this merit badge is historically one earned by younger scouts, that is not the only group who would qualify.  You h...

Nose Picking Merit Badge. Mint condition.

One Match Fire Merit Badge. When is the last time you saw someone do it? It is harder than you think. You have earned this merit badge if; You were...

Outhouse Tipping Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Outlet Optimization Merit Badge. This drives IT guys and fire marshalls nuts.  Creative as it looks it may not be safe.  You may have earned this m...

Paintball Merit Badge. Look out they are behind you.  You have earned this merit badge if; Participated in a paintball event. Remember you can awar...

Pine Car Racing Merit Badge. On your mark. Get set. GO! You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed in a Pinewood Derby race. Remember y...

Pirate Merit Badge. Ahoy matey!  You may have earned this merit badge if; You swoop in and take over a project that was not intended for you to be ...

Pizza Merit Badge. Breakfast of champions.   You have earned this merit badge if; You decide.  Is it the quantity, quality, uniqueness, size or som...

Poker Merit Badge. I am all in.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have played (win or lose) poker Strip poker may or may not count. Remembe...

Popcorn Merit Badge. Yes, this is one of America's treats.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have a fetish for the white fluffy kernels. Re...

Primitive Fire Making Merit Badge. How did they make fire before matches? You have earned this merit badge if; You were able to start a fire withou...

Public Farting Merit Badge. You may have at one time or another found it necessary to "sneak" a little air out and low and behold the result was mu...

Purple Thumb Merit Badge. Could be a purple any finger. Ever hit the wrong nail. This one is for you or someone you know that is prone to hitting t...

Pyro Merit Badge. Mint condition.

Road Kill Merit Badge. You have seen the evidence of earning this merit badge on every street and road. Sad as it may be accidents do happen. You h...

Rocket Science Merit Badge. You know this isn't rocket science, or is it?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You have ever been tasked to do...

Roller Coaster Merit Badge. The human body was made to walk uprightly not be turned every which way and pummeled.  You have earned this merit badge...

Running on Empty Merit Badge.  You can certainly be "out of gas" in more ways than one.  You may have earned this merit badge if; The obvious one i...