Spoof Merit Badges

S'mores Merit Badge. S'mores are the all American camping treat.  Marshmallows, chocolate bar and graham crakers all "smooshed" together.  You have...

Scoutmaster Merit Badge. You help all of the boys with their advancement program including merit badges. You have definitely earned this merit badg...

Self-Quarantined Merit Badge. Mint condition. Most of the country has been doing an admirable job of self-quarantining over the last several months...

Shark Fishing Merit Badge. Talk about not letting the big ones get away.   You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit...

Shopping Cart Racing Merit Badge. And you thought they were made to collect your groceries.  You have earned this merit badge if; You have competed...

Smiley Face Merit Badge Emoji. Mint condition.

Snipe Hunting Merit Badge. Shush.  These are vey illusive animals.  I know they are out ther somewhere.  You may have earned this merit badge if; Y...

Snoring Merit Badge.  Wow, I can't believe that noise is coming out of your mouth.  There are all kinds of snorers.  You have earned this merit bad...

Snoring Merit Badge (Tent). We are going to need a larger campsite.   You have earned this merit badge if; You started the night with other tents n...

Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition. Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not l...

Social Distancing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz word in our vocabulary today. You have earned this merit badge i...

Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be p...

Some Assembly Required Merit Badge. You buy that "easy to assemble" item and they send you a 100-page manual.   You have earned this merit badge if...

Squirrel Merit Badge. The movie “UP” was the inspiration for this one.  The dog was talking and all of a sudden throws his head to the side and say...

Storm Chasing (Camping) Merit Badge. Why would you go out of doors when there is a chance of dying from a lightning strike?  You have earned this m...

Stupid Should Hurt Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Sunburn Merit Badge. Wow!  You look just like a lobster.  You have earned this merit badge if; You end up with a sunburn no matter what stage of bl...

Super Hero Merit Badge The Superhero Merit Badge is for those scouts who have gone above and beyond the call of duty for the betterment of their pa...

Tent Burning Merit Badge. I know that is is cold outside but a campfire inside your tent?  Really?  You may have earned this merit badge if; You ha...

Text Messaging Merit Badge. Look at those fingers go!  You have earned this merit badge if;   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone yo...

The Thinker Merit Badge Emoji. Mint condition.

Tick Removal Merit Badge.   Remember you can award this merit badge to someone you think qualifies as well as earning it yourself.

Time Out Merit Badge. Go to time out!  We all know someone who deserves to be in time out.  You may have earned the time out merit badge if; You h...