Spoof Merit Badges

Coping Mechanism Merit Badge You woke up one morning to the worst news in your world. Starbucks was not considered an essential business. You have ...

COVID-19 Stress Merit Badge. Mint condition. Stress is one of the biggest challenges many have faced during this pandemic. The problem is multiplie...

Do Not Touch Your Face Merit Badge. Mint condition. One of the key factors to keep from catching Coronavirus it to not touch your face. You have ea...

Emergency Essentials Merit Badge. Mint condition. I still cannot figure out what water bottles, toilet paper, sanitizer, and face masks have to do ...

Essential Worker Merit Badge. Mint condition. Many lives have been saved as all of the first responders and medical staff have performed heroic se...

Face Mask Merit Badge. Mint condition. This merit badge is about germ suppression not about a bank robbery. You have earned this merit badge if you...

Hand Washing Merit Badge. Mint condition. This is for all of the people who are or should wash their hands. You have earned this merit badge if you...

Home Schooling Merit Badge. Mint condition. It is amazing how many people never realized how much time your children spent at school. You have earn...

I Am Lost Merit Badge. Mint condition. What do I not now? I have exhausted all the things I have been doing and now cannot figure out what to do ne...

I Ran Out of Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition. There you were sitting there contemplating your future and wondering if you were going to su...

I Survived COVID-19 Merit Badge. Mint condition. It is sad to think about the over 100,000 people who did not survive their battle with Coronavirus...

Lifeline to the World Merit Badge When is the last time you talked to someone in person? Seems like we were somewhat prepared for social distancing...

No Hair Cut Merit Badge Who said bald is beautiful? The Coronavirus has spawned some interesting hair styles. You have earned this merit badge if y...

Quarantine 15. Mint condition. You have been locked up for months now and likely are a victim of the Quarantine 15 disease. You have earned this me...

Self-Quarantined Merit Badge. Mint condition. Most of the country has been doing an admirable job of self-quarantining over the last several months...

Social Distance Exhaustion Merit Badge. Mint condition. Check your fuel gauge. Are you running on empty? This has been a long ordeal and does not l...

Social Distancing Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz word in our vocabulary today. You have earned this merit badge i...

Social Distancing Showers Merit Badge. Mint condition. Social distancing has become a buzz work in our vocabulary today. Taking it too far can be p...

Toilet Paper Merit Badge. Mint condition. One of the biggest dilemmas in this COVID-19 pandemic is what is the relationship between toilet paper, w...

Who Do I Listen To Merit Badge? Mint condition.    Are you TOTALLY confused by all of the news reports on how to protect your self and the status ...